Sponsor a Custom Character | Silly Con Valley

TL;DR: Buy your permanent place in Silly Con Valley! Strictly limited to 7 total sponsor slots for the v1.41 release window (3 Garage Hires, 2 Co-Working Specialists, 1 Playable CEO, 1 Corporate Partner) to protect game balance and pixel-art quality.

OFFICIAL MONETIZATION & LORE IMMORTALITY PROGRAM

SPONSOR A CUSTOM CHARACTER

Ever wanted to be in an iOS game? Join the Silicon Dreams lore forever. Whether you’re an indie developer, tech founder, or brand, you can now purchase your permanent spot in Silly Con Valley.

SEC FORM S-1 // STRICTLY 7 FOUNDER SLOTS AVAILABLE // 100% INDIE FINNISH GAME
STRICT INTAKE CAP: To maintain game balance and bespoke pixel-art detail, only 7 total sponsorship slots are open for the Version 1.41 pipeline. Once filled, reservations close until the next season.
🔥 ONLY 3 SPOTS
Garage Hire Character Example
🥉 GARAGE HIRE
ROLE: CTO OR HYPE OFFICER (3 SLOTS)
€99
  • Custom 16-bit pixel-art character portrait
  • Your real name / handle in the employee pool
  • 1 custom starting perk + 1 comedic flaw
  • Permanent Website Wall of Fame badge
  • Appears in early-game Garage hiring pool
⚡ ONLY 2 SPOTS
Co-Working Specialist Character Example
🥈 CO-WORKING SPEC
ROLE: VC BOSS OR LEGEND HIRE (2 SLOTS)
€349
  • Full custom sprite with facial reactions
  • 1 Unique In-Game Pitch Card named after you
  • Automated Twatter tweets under your @handle
  • VC Boss option: Custom one-liners & skepticism bar
  • Appears in London, HK, and NYC Pitch Battles
👑 ONLY 1 UNICORN SPOT
Playable CEO Character Example
🥇 PLAYABLE CEO
ROLE: UNICORN FOUNDER (1 SLOT ONLY)
€799
  • Permanent Playable Founder Archetype
  • Custom starting cash, passive buff & fatal flaw
  • Bespoke 10-card starting battle deck
  • Dedicated SEO bio page on sillyconvalleygame.com
  • Custom CEO business card & bankruptcy shame card
  • VIP Founder credits in opening game cinematic
💎 1 EXCLUSIVE PARTNER

💎 CORPORATE / BRAND IN-GAME PLACEMENT

Add a custom Parody Market Sector (e.g. ‘Agentic B2B SaaS’), branded Office Decor item with team buffs, and a sponsored Monday Morning Standup event across all games!

€1,499
RESERVE CORPORATE PARTNER (1 SPOT) 🏢
Corporate Penthouse Campus Tier

🎨 CHARACTER R&D LAB: RECENT COMMUNITY CREATIONS

A sneak peek at handcrafted character concepts currently entering the Silly Con Valley beta pipeline:

Hype Manager
THE SHITPOSTER
+50% Hype, -30% Sanity
Garage Dev
THE CRUNCHER
+35% Dev Speed, 2x Coffee Burn
Cyber CTO
THE SILICON GURU
0% Tech Debt, Refuses Meetings
Speedrunner CEO
THE SPEEDRUNNER
2x Valuation Speed, 26-Wk IPO

📋 CHARACTER SPEC & INTAKE APPLICATION

Ready to customize your character? Fill out the intake form below with your concept details. You can submit your specs before or immediately after securing your tier. Our studio team will review the lore and send pixel-art proofs within 3–5 business days!

C:\ARCHIVE\WALL_OF_FAME.TXT PIONEER FOUNDERS & SPONSORS (7 TOTAL SLOTS)
01. JUHA FALCK (MILLENNIUM FALCK) FOUNDER & DESIGN APR 2026
02. HE-HE MAN (@HEHE_MEMES) HYPE OFFICER JUN 2026
03. PEXIS BACK (HELSINKI KERNEL) PLAYABLE CEO JUL 2026
04. [AVAILABLE – GARAGE SLOT 1/3] TIER 1 SPONSOR AUG 2026
05. [AVAILABLE – CO-WORKING SLOT 1/2] TIER 2 SPONSOR AUG 2026
06. [AVAILABLE – PLAYABLE CEO 1/1] TIER 3 UNICORN AUG 2026
07. [AVAILABLE – CORPORATE PARTNER 1/1] TIER 4 CORP AUG 2026