TL;DR: VC Pitch Victory Cards are now shareable graphical flex cards. Twatter post sharing gets branded retro-chic mockups. A new Agentic B2B SaaS product genre drops. Global App Store links appended to all shares.
Silly Con Valley — Update 1.28 | May 2026
A patch for the founders who believe that if you can’t share it, it didn’t happen. 1.28 is all about making your wins look incredible and your Twatter posts look like they were designed by a startup with a $2M branding budget.
VC Pitch Victory Cards
After closing a pitch, you can now share highly-curated graphical mockup cards featuring CEO and investor portraits, neon-graded metrics, and investment pills. It’s the LinkedIn humble-brag, but retro-beautiful and actually honest about your burn rate.
Branded Twatter Post Sharing
Capture Twatter feed updates as retro-chic mockup cards. Your startup name appears as a watermark with a verified stamp. Share to flex. Share to recruit. Share to confuse your investors.
New Product Genre: Agentic B2B SaaS
The market evolves. “Agentic B2B SaaS” is now a playable sector with custom satirical product names, unique risk profiles, and dynamic market behavior. Because if you’re not adding “Agentic” to your pitch deck, are you even trying?
Global App Store Integration
All textual shares now append a region-free, clickable App Store link for seamless player acquisition. Every post is a distribution channel. Every share is a growth hack.
Visual refinements also added descriptive equity details using pie slice indicators to clarify deal structures — because term sheets shouldn’t require a law degree to understand.