Version 1.40 is almost here, and we’ve completely redesigned your startup experience. Say goodbye to the depressing garage aesthetic and hello to the Silicon Dreams Visual System. Choose from custom wallpapers like Cloud White, Vaporwave Sunset, or Matrix Rain to make your workspace actually look like it’s worth a billion dollars.
As your valuation hits $50M and $250M, you can now dynamically upgrade your office from a dingy garage to a slick Co-Working Space, and finally a massive Tech Campus. Warning: blowing your Seed Round on Aeron chairs and matcha bars will dynamically inflate candidate salaries. Talent costs scale with your prestige!
We’ve also introduced a brand-new Notification Inbox accessible from the dashboard header bell icon. It dynamically generates context-aware alerts for cash runway, team morale, product progress, and VC timing, ensuring you never miss a critical business event again!
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