Ever wanted to flex your astronomical burn rate to your friends? Now you can! Introducing Silicon Wrapped in Version 1.40.
At Quarterly and Annual checkpoints, you’ll receive a Spoofy-style animated report detailing your cash reserves, hires, fires, and product launches. You’ll even receive an official Founder Letter Grade (“S” to “F”).
Share your generated high-res retro badge directly to Twatter, LinkedIn, or Messages. Because if you crashed your startup into the ground, at least make sure people know you did it with style.
Plus, experience our satirical 5-Star Synergy Check. After major wins like unicorn product launches or ringing the NYSE bell, you’ll get a growth-hacking popup allowing you to drop 5 stars for our VC board metrics!
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