Description
Corporate Tier: Parody Sector & In-Game Placement
The pinnacle of startup recognition: having your enterprise satirized as a dominant market monopoly in Silly Con Valley. With the Corporate Tier Sponsorship, your company, agency, or venture syndicate becomes an integral part of the simulated tech landscape.
What You Receive:
- Permanent Rival Corporation Placement: Your company logo, pixel-art headquarters, and satirical mission statement added to the competitor Market Browser.
- Hostile Takeover Syndicate Target: Players can attempt to partner with, acquire, or execute hostile takeover bids against your conglomerate during late-stage cycles.
- Bespoke Market Event Card: A custom macroeconomic disruption card (e.g. “Anti-Trust Investigation”, “Acquisition Rumor Frenzy”) deployed into player runs.
- Executive Producer VIP Billing: Permanent Executive Producer attribution on the game’s start screen and credits crawl.
📋 SPONSORSHIP INTAKE & DEPLOYMENT PROTOCOL
- Checkout via Stripe: Order processed under Stripe Tax code
txcd_10501000(€0 worldwide shipping). - Founder Questionnaire: Within 24 hours of purchase, you will receive our creator questionnaire from Juha Falck requesting your photo/brand assets and backstory.
- Pixel-Art Caricature Review: Our design team drafts your bespoke 1980s PC-98 pixel-art character sprite for your review and approval.
- Mechanics & Card Balancing: Custom starting perks, fatal flaws, and unique card triggers are balanced to preserve in-game simulation integrity.
- Permanent App Store Deployment: Your character is coded directly into the Swift simulation engine and rolled out globally in the next App Store release!




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