Description
Garage Tier: Sponsor a Hireable Specialist
Every legendary tech empire begins in a damp garage with an unhinged CTO who subsists purely on cold pizza and energy drinks. With the Garage Tier Sponsorship, you can permanently embed yourself, a colleague, or a satirical tech persona into Silly Con Valley‘s recruitment market.
What You Receive:
- Bespoke 1980s PC-98 Pixel Sprite: Hand-crafted portrait based on your submitted photo, rendered in our authentic 80s California anime aesthetic.
- Custom Trait & Skill Cards: Name your specialist’s unique perk (e.g. “Refactors While Sleeping”, “Deploys Directly to Production”, “Sauna Diplomacy”).
- Global Candidate Pool Placement: Your specialist will appear in candidate hiring cards for tens of thousands of players across iOS worldwide.
- Game Credits Attribution: Your name or handle immortalized in the official system registry credits.
📋 SPONSORSHIP INTAKE & DEPLOYMENT PROTOCOL
- Checkout via Stripe: Order processed under Stripe Tax code
txcd_10501000(€0 worldwide shipping). - Founder Questionnaire: Within 24 hours of purchase, you will receive our creator questionnaire from Juha Falck requesting your photo/brand assets and backstory.
- Pixel-Art Caricature Review: Our design team drafts your bespoke 1980s PC-98 pixel-art character sprite for your review and approval.
- Mechanics & Card Balancing: Custom starting perks, fatal flaws, and unique card triggers are balanced to preserve in-game simulation integrity.
- Permanent App Store Deployment: Your character is coded directly into the Swift simulation engine and rolled out globally in the next App Store release!
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